tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17672918615202012872012-02-16T22:59:49.470ZMiahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-83068494519036256792010-09-23T23:13:00.001+01:002010-09-23T23:15:08.556+01:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/TJvRZOsmMNI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/r406juH2FLI/s1600/Cat_fail_Fail-s446x354-10288-580.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 254px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/TJvRZOsmMNI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/r406juH2FLI/s320/Cat_fail_Fail-s446x354-10288-580.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5520235999644758226" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-8306849451903625679?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-41435922536943324462009-04-01T22:39:00.003+01:002010-09-23T23:11:35.419+01:00<div style="TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><span style="font-family:verdana;">Será que é preciso por aqui uma fotografia de um pénis ou de uma vagina (para não ser ordinária), para que este blog tenha algum movimento?</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;">Pois, era o que temia.<br />Resposta afirmativa.</span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-4143592253694332446?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-28831824247931196912009-02-20T19:12:00.003Z2009-02-20T19:14:54.091Z<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SZ8A4MlIe_I/AAAAAAAAAFM/JcrQw3ue51A/s1600-h/2495279_ozWLz.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 228px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SZ8A4MlIe_I/AAAAAAAAAFM/JcrQw3ue51A/s320/2495279_ozWLz.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304959851515378674" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;">as crianças são, de facto, uns verdadeiros amores.</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-2883182424793119691?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-50558594808637816442009-02-18T13:24:00.002Z2009-02-18T13:31:50.761Z<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YQKJuDMuFmU/SZwNjiZUbAI/AAAAAAAAAGs/Uduon7GdQJQ/s1600-h/untitled.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304129365315185666" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 258px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YQKJuDMuFmU/SZwNjiZUbAI/AAAAAAAAAGs/Uduon7GdQJQ/s320/untitled.JPG" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-5055859480863781644?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-47096324380739899482009-02-06T18:07:00.002Z2009-02-06T18:09:13.468Z<em>Fui a Belas para ber belas, mas em Belas, belas num bi. Porque a mais bela de todas eras ti!</em><br /><em></em><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">piadinha pra ti, minha cara Fava.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-4709632438073989948?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-44091754696466730822009-02-04T21:56:00.001Z2009-02-04T21:59:02.144Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YQKJuDMuFmU/SYoPjNE-WXI/AAAAAAAAAF0/wIiRQ2JhMek/s1600-h/2z4j4un9gbrdfxztz4cp.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5299065009035172210" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 240px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YQKJuDMuFmU/SYoPjNE-WXI/AAAAAAAAAF0/wIiRQ2JhMek/s320/2z4j4un9gbrdfxztz4cp.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div align="center"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Está tudo explicado.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-4409175469646673082?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-896128858421748052009-01-26T21:18:00.003Z2009-01-26T21:56:11.534Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SX4rB82OYmI/AAAAAAAAAEs/mSnQNlxQIf0/s1600-h/happybirthdaytwentysix.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 245px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SX4rB82OYmI/AAAAAAAAAEs/mSnQNlxQIf0/s320/happybirthdaytwentysix.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295717524347708002" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">há lá coisa melhor que receber um postalinho no dia de anos.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Parabéns, Mi!</span><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-89612885842174805?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-41294872479716601252009-01-24T23:14:00.002Z2009-01-24T23:15:40.876Z<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YQKJuDMuFmU/SXug8InNUrI/AAAAAAAAAFs/NL4B4fdUMC4/s1600-h/tie.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5295002741868679858" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 259px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YQKJuDMuFmU/SXug8InNUrI/AAAAAAAAAFs/NL4B4fdUMC4/s320/tie.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">estranha-me como é que há tanta gente que não sabe fazer um <strong>simples</strong> nó de gravata.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-4129487247971660125?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-73426256129833064482009-01-22T03:12:00.003Z2009-01-22T03:28:48.119Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SXfnDVkni1I/AAAAAAAAAEc/xIKj0wHHF7E/s1600-h/Barack+Obama+beach.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SXfnDVkni1I/AAAAAAAAAEc/xIKj0wHHF7E/s320/Barack+Obama+beach.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293953931513662290" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">É sempre bom poder constatar que o cargo mais importante do mundo, é ocupado por uma pessoa cheia de sensualidade e fotogenia. Estou enganada?<br /></div><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Força Obama!</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-7342625612983306448?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-90694492500973539282009-01-20T00:13:00.001Z2009-01-20T00:14:42.656Zem vez das tais ditas 'espanholadas' (torradas à moda de espanha, entenda-se), deviam era fazer 'italianadas' (penquecas à moda de itália), que são melhores e não engordam tanto.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-9069449250097353928?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-87461675733891677462009-01-15T00:01:00.001Z2009-01-15T00:07:10.258Z<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:78%;">depois da tempestade, vem a bonança.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-8746167573389167746?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-12611651416802579552009-01-14T21:53:00.001Z2009-01-14T22:24:52.764Z<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SW5l3CSxoLI/AAAAAAAAADc/zsFY797z_qY/s1600-h/pc_remela.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 411px; height: 167px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hj37HUGdS5c/SW5l3CSxoLI/AAAAAAAAADc/zsFY797z_qY/s320/pc_remela.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5291278608389742770" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Remela</span> é o ressecamento do líquido que compõe a lágrima. É formada durante o sono, quando as lágrimas se acumulam nos cantos dos olhos fechados. Com a evaporação da parte líquida, resta uma fusão da parte gordurosa da lágrima e sujidade.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-1261165141680257955?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-55870779388750930832009-01-13T21:58:00.000Z2009-01-13T22:01:22.513Z<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Tenham cuidado...</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;"><strong>Muito</strong> cuidado!</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">É que eu hoje fui <strong>severamente</strong> perseguida por favas...!</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Tenham cuidado, a sério. :/</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-5587077938875093083?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-18073907910232803992009-01-12T00:43:00.000Z2009-01-13T21:07:29.554Z<div style="text-align: justify;">...mas há 50 anos atrás não havia casas-de-banho.<br /><span class="txt">O pessoal, na altura becológico e biológico, ia cagar no meio das couves e inclusivé limpava o cú a uma das mais secas.</span><br /><br />Todas essas pessoas que têm problemas em fazer o dito 'coco' em qualquer sítio sem tecto, sofre de uma grande dependência às modernices. <span class="txt">Pensando bem... agora, com as modernices feitas para se gastar o que não temos, raro é o cagadoiro público onde se possa realizar a função e não se tem medo de acabar com o rabiosque salpicado de porcaria (preferia e soava melhor dizer </span><span class="txt">merda,</span><span class="txt"> mas não quero parecer demasiado ordinária). </span><br /><span class="txt">Há modernices que eram dispensáveis. </span><br /><span class="txt">E digam-no os homens que, no intervalo da lavoura, se entretinham como só eles sabiam, atrás das moitas a olhar para os rabos que iam aparecendo, uma e outra vez, por entre os repolhos.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />Chamem-lhes parvos.</span></span></span><br /><span class="txt"></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-1807390791023280399?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Miahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02754666605230422523noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-34540237241997309702009-01-11T23:58:00.000Z2009-01-12T00:02:42.233Z<span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><strong>Mia</strong>: "tens noção que aquela imagem que eu escolhi tem la restos de cebola e molho e coisas nojentas? LOL"</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><strong>Mi:</strong> "tenho. aquilo dá-me vómitos."</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;">--</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"><strong>Nuno: </strong>"ca nojo"</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br />--<br /><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;">e tendo em conta o ar nojento disto, até agora não há mais reacções.</span><br /><span style="font-family:Verdana;font-size:85%;">sinceramente eu acho que todos os que nos visitaram até agora, foram a correr para a casa de banho, deitar fora umas belas <em>favas com chouriça</em>.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-3454023724199730970?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1767291861520201287.post-77999953012212081302009-01-11T21:28:00.000Z2009-01-11T21:32:18.206Z<span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;">Este blog já morreu mesmo antes de nascer.</span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:85%;"><strong>Temos dito.</strong></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1767291861520201287-7799995301221208130?l=favascomchourica.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>- minoreply@blogger.com3